Vanripper's hands (or the guy making the recipe) looks mutated or I'm just stupid. Never disrespecting any fucking polish ever again. it looks like It has the power to summon Actual demons or viruses Holy shit that doesn't look normal at all
I would love to help you out but I have a desktop... My PC lets me extract it when I try to open the game. Maybe try opening the game and seeing if an "extract files" option shows up.
im not sure if this'll be the same for you, since i am on a higher end laptop but if it is relatively similar, this goes for almost all zip files/games on the platform:33
also an extra note before i explain, if this is the first time you've tried playing an itch.io game on your computer, there's a possibility it just simply might not work even if you can open the game, because i used to main a lenovo and a majority of low-running games that should've worked on it, did not. -w-
1) first you gotta open up the games file by double clicking on it or right clicking it and hitting open :3 in most cases, once you've downloaded the game then it will show up in your downloads folder, but if not and youre not able to find it you can search for it directly using your taskbar searcher
2) once you've opened the file, you need to extract it :3 all a zip file is is basically a compressed or packed down version of a bigger file, so by extracting it, you're allowing everything to be removed from that file and it makes it usable. for me, the extract button shows up at the top of my file tab, but for you it could be on the side of your screen or you might need to right click the file instead of opening it like i did. make sure you don't have one thing selected in the file either while you extract it, because then it'll only unpack what you have selected.
if that doesn't work, then i'd just look up on youtube or somewhere and try to see if there's some sort of website uu can use to extract files instead or something -w-
3) once the files extracted, you might have to go back to where the original file saved if it doesn't open the extracted file directly, since its possible your computer could have made a duplicate of the file instead. :3 then all you gotta do is go down to the actual application which looks like this, and you should be able to play by double clicking on that file:33
its possible your computer may detect the game as a virus when you try to open it, but if you click on the dropdown menu for "more options" or something similar on the popup, it should allow you to open it anyways. you gotta go to your files and click on the app everytime you open the game in order to play it, or you might be able to pin it to your taskbar ^w^
You're saying that to someone else? ...coming from you, a hateful little incel who thinks he's edgy.. take your own advice. While you're at it, take a shower too. Your chair is stained and your whole room smells like jock itch and toe fungus
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i hate this game
Agreed, the downvotes are just people who can't see that this game is goonbait ngl.
modeus is literally me
Vanripper's hands (or the guy making the recipe) looks mutated or I'm just stupid. Never disrespecting any fucking polish ever again. it looks like It has the power to summon Actual demons or viruses Holy shit that doesn't look normal at all
I can tell by his hands hes prob hot
This game is great and all, but I want Barack Obama to step on me
From the beginning I was captured by the story and the mechanics of the game are very enjoyable, a very good game.
Peak
The fact that you played this game is a crime.
1/5
Airball comeback
.....is that what you call it when your boyfriend's aim is off and it lands on your back instead of your face?
Another airball comeback.
The fact that you are so insecure you insult others when you're just angry about having ED, overall inadequacies, and being an incel
virgin/4ever
Gooning suqad!!! Ah!!!!!
Never have I ever seen a storyline/plot so real and fire at the same time (might I add relatable).
Yeah, so this isn't relatable because in this game there are women, whereas in your life, there is not a single woman present.
i'm your n1 fan ily
Yeah, so what is relatable to you is being buried so far in the closet you're in succession to be Queen of Narnia
Quit projecting on me.
Just get banned again, lame ass troll. Better yet, Keep Yourself Safe.
Cornball, I got banned from spreading the cold hard truth.
"Better yet!" 🤓🤓🤓
I hate Poland now
based
Please who ever made this try to make this compatible to Android it would be a Christmas miracle
how do I use zip files oh my god.
I'm using a lenovo Chromebook, does that just not work with these games?
Extract the files and you should be good, at least that's what I do
how do you extract the files chromebooks are so annoying I tried to download the Linux inx.zip but simply do not know how.
I would love to help you out but I have a desktop... My PC lets me extract it when I try to open the game. Maybe try opening the game and seeing if an "extract files" option shows up.
you have to have a laptop to play these games because chrome doesnt support the extraction of Zip files or anything like that.
im not sure if this'll be the same for you, since i am on a higher end laptop but if it is relatively similar, this goes for almost all zip files/games on the platform:33
also an extra note before i explain, if this is the first time you've tried playing an itch.io game on your computer, there's a possibility it just simply might not work even if you can open the game, because i used to main a lenovo and a majority of low-running games that should've worked on it, did not. -w-
1) first you gotta open up the games file by double clicking on it or right clicking it and hitting open :3 in most cases, once you've downloaded the game then it will show up in your downloads folder, but if not and youre not able to find it you can search for it directly using your taskbar searcher
2) once you've opened the file, you need to extract it :3 all a zip file is is basically a compressed or packed down version of a bigger file, so by extracting it, you're allowing everything to be removed from that file and it makes it usable. for me, the extract button shows up at the top of my file tab, but for you it could be on the side of your screen or you might need to right click the file instead of opening it like i did. make sure you don't have one thing selected in the file either while you extract it, because then it'll only unpack what you have selected.
if that doesn't work, then i'd just look up on youtube or somewhere and try to see if there's some sort of website uu can use to extract files instead or something -w-
3) once the files extracted, you might have to go back to where the original file saved if it doesn't open the extracted file directly, since its possible your computer could have made a duplicate of the file instead. :3 then all you gotta do is go down to the actual application which looks like this, and you should be able to play by double clicking on that file:33
its possible your computer may detect the game as a virus when you try to open it, but if you click on the dropdown menu for "more options" or something similar on the popup, it should allow you to open it anyways. you gotta go to your files and click on the app everytime you open the game in order to play it, or you might be able to pin it to your taskbar ^w^
literally play games on anything but a chromebook, also this game is garbage anyway so dont even bother.
literally play in traffic or anywhere but here, also you're garbage anyway so stop being a bother to people.
Stop being a boot licker to your king. Go polish my shoe with something else thats not your tongue.
Quick challenging puzzle game, had fun doing the dialogue on a blind playthrough. Also the Demon women are beautiful, 8/10 game.
Yeah, you might want to obtain a life, calling fictional women beautiful when you cant even talk to one in real life. Ironic.
You're saying that to someone else? ...coming from you, a hateful little incel who thinks he's edgy.. take your own advice. While you're at it, take a shower too. Your chair is stained and your whole room smells like jock itch and toe fungus
Demon girls: Check
Pancakes: Check
10/10
Father: Uncheck
Girlfriend: Uncheck
Employed: Uncheck
Friends: Uncheck
Loved: Uncheck
1/10, your first step would be to stop playing this game, then you'll start to see some changes to the list.
That's your own checklist you're projecting on others you pathetic maggot.
W
The checklist is kinda wrong. "Unemployed" even tho i'm literally a community manager for this studio 💀
Not everyone is like you kid, get a job
Community manager for a game studio is barely a real job
A cultural classic. This is a great game
I WANT MORE!!!
Serious, this is a great game and can totally be a series. Thanks Vanripper.
Hell take HER! I BARLEY KNOW HER
Are there any similar games to helltaker? Cause I can’t find any that includes demon girls
ultrakill
Hot women? Puzzles that make you want to rip your own skin off? What more can you ask for?
Seriously though, great game :)
So I downloaded for IOS which is what I’m using and opened it in files, now what?
can't wait to play ultrakill after this
w
do i need to download everything? or just the first download
assuming youre running a remotely recent version of windows, just helltaker.zip
sauce: https://multporn.net/comics/helltaker
Ah yes, porn. I wonder if vandripper is surprised that there's porn on this game.
he made this game to see if he could induce rule 34 of the internet.
ie. the point of the game as for people to make porn of it
i love itchhhhhh
penis
G L O R I O U S S U C C E S S
как получить доп контент бесплатно
I find the free one!!!
So no virus or malvare this time?
why cant i play game, it just on loading
tell me why
aint nuttin but a heartache
TELL ME WHY
Ain't nothing but a heartache! *tell me why?* I WANT IT THAT WAY!
Ain't nothing but a mistake.. Tell me why.. I NEVER wanna HEAR YOU SAYYY.. I WANT IT THAT WAYYYY!!!
heartache*
Shut the fuck up
This is one of the games that I want to play if I want to make myself angry and pissed off.
the only good part where the girls,other than that mid
W game
real
The puzzles are not that fun but the girls are so hot. Worth playing.
True
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Necropolis best town, fuck u malinka
HOLY HELL THAT GAME PISSIS ME OFF LOL
any reason the game won’t run currently for macOS it opens up but stays on a screen that won’t progress any tips will help
i believe this game is free on steam as well, and you may be able to download it from the official website. Might be worth installing from either
Okay I saw this like 100 times past years time to download
Is Examtaker canon?
Yes, it's the future